"foreign names are so complicated!!"
coming from people who have 50 ways to spell ashley
adds “we just caught our alternate universe selves making out and now everything is super awkward” to list of shipping tropes that need to be implemented everywhere
"Let he who is without a problematic fave cast the first stone."
When I was like five I was over at my aunt’s and she had my teenage cousin pick the movie for us to watch and she picked FOTR
My mom came in when the orcs were chasing everyone at the end and she flipped out bc it was age-inappropriate and made my cousin turn it off
And I was like MOMMY WHY CANT I SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE WHAT IF THEY DIE
And she’s like “calm down honey this is a big girl movie and you don’t need to worry”
And then when I finally saw the movie again in sixth grade I was like
what if you were stuck with whoever/whatever your icon was for the rest of your life
loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism funwhy are general, non-analytical posts like these so popular?
because i don’t owe u a fuckin research paper bruh
[han solo voice] leia organa??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of leia organa spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of leia organa scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for luke just listen
the gods have fashioned us for love, a book of doomed lovers
pt i. oberyn martell and ellaria sand.