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zombiegraycat:

it’s finally september, happy halloween

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pakeeztani:

"foreign names are so complicated!!"
coming from people who have 50 ways to spell ashley

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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
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neferipitou:

adds “we just caught our alternate universe selves making out and now everything is super awkward” to list of shipping tropes that need to be implemented everywhere

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90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
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90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?
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lord-kitschener:

"Let he who is without a problematic fave cast the first stone."

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haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

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When I was like five I was over at my aunt’s and she had my teenage cousin pick the movie for us to watch and she picked FOTR

My mom came in when the orcs were chasing everyone at the end and she flipped out bc it was age-inappropriate and made my cousin turn it off

And I was like MOMMY WHY CANT I SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE WHAT IF THEY DIE

And she’s like “calm down honey this is a big girl movie and you don’t need to worry”

And then when I finally saw the movie again in sixth grade I was like

Oh

Well

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axleheart:

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poehlerbond:

what if you were stuck with whoever/whatever your icon was for the rest of your life

FUCK

image

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josephicus:

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manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

why are general, non-analytical posts like these so popular?

because i don’t owe u a fuckin research paper bruh

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natashwarma:

[han solo voice] leia organa??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of leia organa spill out of jacket] w-what  a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of leia organa scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for luke just listen 

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airplane shots

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direwolfrising:

the gods have fashioned us for love,          a book of doomed lovers

pt i. oberyn martell and ellaria sand.

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emmacdwatson:

FAVOURITE CELEBRITY MEME
[2/5] Photoshoots

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