tragedy tomorrow; comedy tonight

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" was clearly the highlight of American history

That or the Hamilton/Burr duel

juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

owlmylove:

if u don’t like Hufflepuffs then u must not like acceptance, honesty, equality, loyalty, easy kitchen access and lovely cozy hobbit holes and if u don’t like any of those things then u must be a very sad person and i will invite u into our cozy badger tunnel and nab u some cauldron cakes and butterbeer from the kitchens next door and listen to ur troubles until u feel a lil less sad

tastefullyoffensive:

[sosomething]

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

factsofcanada:

The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

aerysii:

Aemon Targaryen and Oberyn Martell talking about Rhaenys and Aegon Targaryen.

Sophie Turner for Nylon Magazine Singapore (July 2014)

tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 

tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 

durmstrang:

My number one argument with the James vs. Snape thing is always going to be this.

James saved Snape’s life. Would Snape have done the same if the roles were reversed? If your answer is yes, you have no grasp on either character.

noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever

noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever